Scott Tenorman Must Die!

Cartman believes he has attained puberty by the acquisition of pubic hair. However, he has in fact merely purchased the pubic hair from an older boy, named Scott Tenorman, and feels conned when he is told that one actually has to grow pubic hair, not buy it.
After Cartman's attempts to get back his $10 result in failure, costing him an additional $6.12 in the process, and then the money is destroyed, he plots his revenge. At first he attempts to get his friends on his side, but because Cartman is the only person who has been humiliated by Scott, none are interested. He decides to carry out his revenge alone.

Chilean Drunk Bum.

The social problems arising from alcoholism can be significant. Being drunk or hung over during work hours can result in loss of employment, which can lead to financial problems including the loss of accommodation. Drinking at inappropriate times and behavior caused by reduced judgment can lead to legal consequences, such as criminal charges for drunk driving or public disorder, or civil penalties for tortious behavior. An alcoholic's behavior and prioritization while drunk can profoundly impact surrounding family and friends, possibly leading to marital conflict and divorce, or contributing to domestic violence. This can contribute to lasting damage to the emotional development of the alcoholic's children, even after they reach adulthood. The alcoholic could suffer from loss of respect from others who may see the problem as self-inflicted and easily avoided.

White and Nerdy

"White & Nerdy" is the second single from "Weird Al" Yankovic's album Straight Outta Lynwood, which was released on September 26, 2006. It parodies the song "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire and Krayzie Bone. The song both laments and revels in nerdiness, as recited by the subject who can't "roll with the gangstas" because he is "just too white and nerdy", and includes constant references to stereotypically nerdy things, such as editing Wikipedia and playing Dungeons & Dragons.
Chamillionaire himself put "White and Nerdy" on his official MySpace page, and commented that he enjoys the parody. In an interview, he also stated he was pleasantly surprised by Weird Al's rapping abilities, praising them by saying "He's actually rapping pretty good on it, it's crazy [...] I didn't know he could rap like that."[1]
The single was leaked onto the Internet on August 27, 2006, almost one month before the record's release date. It is currently streaming on Chamillionaire's MySpace page [2] and Yankovic's own MySpace page.[3]
The song has become Yankovic's first career Top 10 hit on the Billboard Hot 100, its peak being at #9 and besting his previous #12 peak for 1984's "Eat It", as well as his first Top 40 single since 1992's "Smells Like Nirvana".[4] It debuted on the Hot Digital Songs chart at #10. It also has reached #2 at the U.S. iTunes Store, and peaked at #1 on VH1's top 20 video countdown.

Cant wait till the summer?

As we all now.. summer is almost here, so let me explain what a swimming pool is:

Conceptually, swimming pools are pretty simple -- they're just big basins of water. But on a hot summer day, a swimming pool can seem like the greatest invention known to man. And as it turns out, there really is a lot of cool technology at work in your average pool -- much more than you might expect.



Now, this guy clearly doesnt know he is NOT on a swimming pool... check it out

Thanksgiving Special!

How Much Longer Do We Have To Eat Turkey?

Cooked turkey is good for about 3 or 4 days, while gravy and stuffing only make it for 1 or 2 days. Frozen turkey will keep for 4 to 6 months. The less resilient gravy and stuffing are only good for about a month after freezing.

What Exactly is a Giblet?

Giblets are the edible internal parts of a fowl, including the gizzard, heart, liver, and neck. They are normally removed, placed into a plastic bag, and then reinserted into the turkey's vacant body cavity. A Southern tradition is to make gravy stock from it, while most people just give them to their dog or threaten their children with them.

What's a Gizzard?

The gizzard is a part of the turkey's stomach that helps it digest harsher items, like seeds.

What's the Point of Gobbling?

The gobble is a seasonal call that only males make. Female turkeys make a clicking noise. Males, or, toms, gobble when they hear loud noises and when they settle in for the night. One can hear a turkey gobbling up to a mile away on a quiet day.

Is There A Name for That Thing That Hangs Off a Turkey's Neck?

That fleshlike appendage is called the wattle. It can grow to great size, and is extremely elastic. Most breeders remove them at a young age.

Kid Gets owned by his Dad!

Again the crazy japanese people..

ten seconds and.. BUM!



Japanese "Nigga"

Oh my Me! Are you Religious?

Christian views of Jesus (see Christology) center on the belief in Jesus as the Messiah or Christ promised in the Old Testament and in his resurrection after his crucifixion. Christians typically believe in Jesus as the Son of God sent to provide salvation and reconciliation with God by atoning for the sins of humanity. Trinitarian Christians (the majority) believe that Jesus is God incarnate, while Nontrinitarian Christians profess various other interpretations regarding his divinity. Other common Christian beliefs include his Virgin Birth, miracles, fulfillment of biblical prophecy, ascension into Heaven, and future Second Coming.




There has been a long tradition of featuring Jesus in paintings and sculpture over the last 2,000 years, ranging from ancient icons to medieval altarpieces to modern acrylics. Entire websites are devoted to such artwork. Icons of Jesus are prevalent in modern Mexico.[1] Jesus is likewise commonly featured in contemporary Mexican religious folk art.[2] A related tradition has been sustained in New Mexico in the United States. Examples include Luis Tapia's "Santa Verónica" (with the face of Christ on Veronica's famous cloth), made in 1980.[3] Eastern Orthodox Christianity has long featured many icons of Jesus.[4]A common theme in many of these icons has been the portrayal of Jesus as a child.[5] In modern times, the Holy Infant of Prague has become extremely popular among Catholics.[6]Many contemporary artists continue to emphasize the subject.

Bizarre Boy Bands

A boyband (or boy band, American) is a type of pop group usually featuring three to six young male singers. The members are generally expected to perform as dancers as well, often executing highly choreographed sequences to their own music. Although there are no distinct traits of boy bands, one could label a band a "boy band" for following mainstream music trends, changing their appearances to adapt to new fashion trends, and performing elaborate shows.

Now.. Lets take a little look at the other side of the world now... overthere where there are upside down (literally), and also is everything. Please welcome, from Japan, Yatta and from somewhere in the Middle East, Tunk Tunk!

Your mum in the Sky? Worst nightmare ever!

Maybe this isnt the right place.. but i have to put this awesome film somewhere..
what would you do if your mum dies and start telling everything about you from the sky?

Grand Theft Mario: When two worlds collide!

Mario is depicted as a short, pudgy Italian plumber who lives in the Mushroom Kingdom, where he is regarded as a hero by many; he is best known for constantly thwarting the plans of the evil King Bowser to kidnap Princess Peach and subjugate the Mushroom Kingdom. He is well known for his plucky personality, enthusiasm and spirit in the face of enemies, and unexpected physical agility. He is also known for his cooperation with his brother Luigi and his close relationship with Princess Peach whom he has repeatly saved.

Now, lets insert Mario into the Gangsta world of Grad Theft Auto, and lets see what happens...

Spelling Bee Tragedy.. Dont laugh.

A spelling bee is a competition where contestants, usually children, are asked to spell English words. The practice originated in the United States and has since spread to elsewhere in the English-speaking world. It is not, however, a very familiar concept in the UK, where, if the term is known at all, it is usually perceived to be peculiarly American. For example, in a review of the film Bee Season, UK's Channel 4 calls it an "American custom" and feels the need to explain what the term means. [1] In a review of Spellbound by Irish broadcaster RTÉ it is referred to as a "bizarre American phenomenon". [2]

Good Twin, Evil Twin.

doppelgänger (pronunciation (help·info)) is the ghostly — in some cases, the physical — double of a living person. The word "doppelgänger" is a loanword from German, in which language it is written (as with any German noun) with an initial capital letter: Doppelgänger. The word derives from Doppel ("double") and Gänger ("goer").

Now... what happens when your twin is EVIL? check it by clicking on the picture!

Go jap, pee with style

So i dont know about you guys, but I dont take a dump everywere.. its a ritual, that only japanese people seem to understand. check this video out and leave a comment.

Myspacebarisbroken.

Oksoihaveaproblemhere.
Myspacebardoesntworks.
Itsucks.Imean,itsbeenawhile
sinceididntactuallywritesomething,
because,theotherpostsicreatedwheretaken
fromotherplaces.
Ididwritethebeginningbutnotitall.
Thingshavebeenkindaslowroundhere,
nothingnewhashappen.ImplayingRugbyagain,
thatsfunforweekends.
weekdayssuck.butidontknowifyoure
adoneofthefirstpostsimade,
whenispokeaboutCuricoas"aplacelikethe
"GroundhogDay"movie".
Nowitsamonthless,andillbegoing
moreoftentosantiago,
ihavealotofthingstodonow.
Illhavetotakethetrainthought,
becauselasttime,halloween,
igotaspeedingticket.
anywaysnow
Creamfieldsiscoming.Goodparty,
itsthethirdtime
theydoithereinsantiago.
2004wasawesome,itrained
sobadnobodycared.
Icatchedahugecoldbutittotallyworthit.
2005wasgoodtoo,
iwentwithmybrother,andwesawProdigy,
thatwascoolbecauseiremember,
beingakid,round1995,watchingthemon
MTVasthebiggestbadassesintheworld
.GoodTimes.Ifyougottothispointitmeans
youhaveareallygoodlecturecapacityso,
foryou,illgoon.actuallyidontknowwhatscoming..
everydayisadaylesstogotobrazil,
imgoingtoSatiangotheweekend,andthatsit.
Im about to end and i just realised it just got fixed!
Takecare,Carlos

"Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals crazy delicious."

Lazy Sunday: Pop Culture.. just Click the Image

Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon.
Call Parnell just to see how he’s doin’.
Hello?What up, Parns?
Yo Samberg, what’s crackin’?
You thinking what I’m thinkin?
NARNIA.Man, it’s happenin’.

The Great Cornholio

Cornholio apparently hails from Latin America, claiming his home to be Lake Titicaca (the word already providing amusement to Beavis. He states his mission in life is to find "TP" (toilet paper) for his "bunghole" (anus), as his "people" are "without bungholes". This apparent contradiction is typical of the nonsense he frequently spouts: at other times he claims he himself is a bunghole, he has no bunghole, he is a gringo (which is actually true, as he has blonde hair), or calls upon "the Almighty Bunghole" (either himself or his god). He has also expressed an interest in oleo, presumably because it rhymes with his name; he combines it with "bunghole" to create his most famous cry, "bungholeo-o-o-o-o!".



"I am the Great Cornholio! I come from Lake Titicaca! M-heh heh, yeah, Titicaca! Titty-kaka!"
"I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"
"I need TP for my bunghole...bunghole!
"Are you threatening me?"
"You will give me TP, bungholio!"
"I am Cornholio! I need TP for my Bunghole!"
"Are you threatening me? My bunghole will not wait!"
"You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!"
"The principal! He will give me TP!"
"Do you have any TP? TP for my bunghole?"
"I am a gringo!"
"Trick or Treat, sonofabitch!!"
"I want all your 'crappucino'!"
"The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!"
"Come out with your pants down!"
"I'd hate for my bungholio to get polio!"
"Español? Es-bunghole!"
"You are a bunghole! And so am I! There will be more bungholes after me!"
"The bunghole! It is nothing to be ashamed of!"
"You must bow down to the Almighty bunghole!"
"You can take me, but you cannot take my bunghole! For I am the Great Cornholio! M-heh heh heh. I have no bunghole!"
"You cannot escape the Almighty Bunghole!
"Aaah, rolio...rolios for my bunghole!"
"You cannot run from your own bunghole"
"I shall claim this land for my bunghole! Long live the Almighty bunghole!!"
"Hey! Would you like to seeeeee my bunghole?"
"My bunghole it goes rakakaka rakakatokotoko uuaaa!!! And then sometimes my bunghole goes raawakakakabuaa bhhhuuuaua ..."(goes on)
"My bunghole it goes bungo, jungo jungo jungo, rungo, ra-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa!!'"
"Where I come from, there is no TP! My people we have but one bunghole!"
"Where I come from, we have no Bunghole!"
(singing) "Rahoolioo-ooo-ooo... rahoolio... rahoolioo-ooo...bungholio...I have no bunghole...I have no bungholiooo-ooo-ooo...I am the Great Cornholio-ooo-ooo...the almighty Bunghole...the great almighty one-and-only-bungholiooo-ooo-ooo...I have no bunghole...I am Cornholiooo-ooo, in my bunghole..! (M-heh heh, yeah, that's pretty cool!)"
"I have no bunghole!"
(singing) "Would you like to see my bunghole? I will show you my bunghole...I have no bunghole!"
"Would you like... a spatula? For your bunghole?"
"Do not make my bunghole angry! Do you have any oleo?"
"Have you seen the Almighty Bunghole? Lead me to the Almighty Bunghole!"
" I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole, yeah. Hey! Would you like to see my Bunghole?"
"My bunghole has been without TP for many years"
"I need crappucino for my bunghole"
"Would you like to see my portfolio? I have a portfolio in my bunghole with my oleo!"
"I would hate for my bungholio to get polio."
"You must prepare a feast fit for the Almighty Bunghole!"
"Aqua for my bunghole, bunghole!
"You must feed the Almighty Bunghole!"
"Bunghole, Bungehole, Bunghole! The almighty Bunghole!"
"Ahhh...the principal, he will give me TP! I would hate for my bungholio to get polio."
"Is this Nicaragua?"
"My people have been without TP. No Man should be without TP"
"I am Cornholio! I am a gringo! I have no bunghole! Mmmmm-bungholio!"