Church of the Subgenius!

The Church Of The SubGenius is an order of Scoffers and Blasphemers, dedicated to Total Slack, delving into Mockery Science, Sadofuturistics, Megaphysics, Scatalography, Schizophreniatrics, Morealism, Sarcastrophy, Cynisacreligion, Apocolyptionomy, ESPectorationalism, Hypno-Pediatrics, Subliminalism, Satyriology, Disto-Utopianity, Sardonicology, Fascetiouism, Ridiculophagy, and Miscellatheistic Theology.

ARE YOU ABNORMAL? Then you are probably BETTER than most people!

The world is a turkey, and "Bob" gives you the carving knife.
Fear the stark fist of removal no longer!
Become Physsicaly-atractive overnight!
Attain Statutus luck prosperity by blowing them off!
When you join this "Order of the Knights of Wotan," you get a mastery of fighting skills... good health, an attractive personality, and a weird ability to influence others! To bend them!
You'll learn incantations that lead to mastery over fiscal planes!

CONTACT ALIENS BOTH BENEVOLENT AND EVIL!