Groundhog Day

Worst rapper ever..

2007-02-28T15:56:00.000-08:00

I’m not the typical rapper that you’ll meet I don’t live in a box nor was I raised on the street and as you can see I’m not black I don’t do drugs and I’m not on crack What’s the problem with a rapper who’s white? We’re all just fighting for our equal right Just because I’m not from the projects doesn’t mean I can write million dollar checks...

Ladies and gentlemen ... Denny Blazin Hazen, the Average Homeboy.

Bizzare Japanese Toilet Training Cartoon

2007-02-28T04:29:00.000-08:00

Japan... allways once step ahead. Now they are showing us how to manage to go to.. the bathroom. necessary? dont know but incredible. and the best? funny as hell.

Hey! You look like a real jerk! Pole Position!

2007-02-16T17:12:00.000-08:00

The 80s.. classic times. Remember the old times, whitout PS3s or GPS sistems.. just with ataris? the last on technology used to be Pole Position.. the most realistic driving game ever. Check this video that let you know how important is pole position for a family. Enjoy.

pickleophobia?

2007-02-06T17:22:00.000-08:00

Uses for the Juices! Just picked the last pickle out of the jar? Don't toss the juice out, save it! The refrigerated juice from pickles, pickled peppers, and sauerkraut has dozens of uses... But this girl is scared of them! this is hillarious. check it out.

She Loves the Turtles!

2007-02-06T09:50:00.000-08:00

Ok, im back. after a month i can take back what i keft and keep on killing your braincells. Now i give you a girl that has some kind of a simpathy for the teenage mutant ninja turtles. i used to watch them on TV, on 1993. i didnt even remember splinter before watching this video. Enjoy.

2007-01-06T07:44:00.000-08:00

Japan... oh japan..

2007-01-02T17:39:00.000-08:00

Ok, so we saw Happatai and the hidden cameras.. but this one is really funny. apparently they have to read the sentence below really quickly and perfect or get hit in the balls. You wont get smarter but.. thats what this b.l.o.g. is about!

MTV Cribs... bum style

2006-12-30T07:46:00.000-08:00

Ok so i saw this video back in 2003.. its really good. Ussually on mtv cribs you get to see a lot of cars.. here you get a golden one. A lot of houses have some fancy art.. here you ll get to see some of it too. no TV with Scarface on.. but you get a lounge to chill and even an awesome view. Ok.. so this house is more impresive than the tommy lee one, with his sex corner and all that. Enjoy.

2006-12-30T07:43:00.000-08:00

This is just awesome.

2006-12-26T12:50:00.000-08:00

Japan is always one step ahead.. but this is incredible. a little kid as a superstar was only seen in the early 90s with jordy, this french kid who didnt want to be a baby, acording to his lyrics. Now we have this kid, rounded by hot asian girls and a supercool hair that is about to destroy timberlake or any boyband kid ever. Check him out.

Revelation from God...

2006-12-25T13:19:00.000-08:00

Special revelation is a theological term that states a belief that knowledge of God and of spiritual matters can be discovered through supernatural means, such as miracles or the scriptures, a disclosure of God's truth through means other than through man's reason.
Theologians use the term "special revelation" to describe God's intervention to make his will and knowledge available that would not otherwise be available through general revelation. Disclosure of this "special revelation" is at specific times to specific persons, and believed by Christian Theologians, to have been generally given through scripture, miracles, and through the person and ministry of Jesus Christ. I had my personal revelation when i saw this video.. it changed my life.

Happy Festivus! the holyday for the rest of us!

2006-12-24T11:08:00.000-08:00

Festivus was first invented in 1966 when the father of Daniel O’Keefe, future Seinfeld writer, crafted a unique family holiday with untraditional practices such as the wrestling of the household head to the ground. O'Keefe introduced the holiday into Seinfeld lore on December 18, 1997 in the episode "The Strike", and a cult phenomenon was born. According to O'Keefe, the only tradition that was made up by the show’s writers was the undecorated Festivus pole—everything else was taken directly from his family celebrations.[1] Many people, influenced or inspired by Seinfeld, now celebrate the holiday, in varying degrees of seriousness. Some do it religiously; others do it with good tidings in their respect to Seinfeld.
According to Seinfeld, Festivus is celebrated each year on December 23, but many people celebrate it other times, often in early December. Its slogan is "A Festivus for the rest of us!" An aluminum pole is generally used in lieu of a Christmas tree or other holiday decoration, shedding holiday materialism. Those attending participate in the "Airing of Grievances" in which each person tells each and everyone else all the ways they've disappointed him/her over the past year, and after a Festivus dinner, the "Feats of Strength" are performed. Traditionally, Festivus is not over until the head of the household is wrestled to the floor and pinned.

Christmas Special!

2006-12-21T16:08:00.000-08:00

So it is xmas again! awesome uh? well i have news for you.. THERE IS NO SANTA! i just knew a few days ago, cried a bit, and now i recovered to write a bit something about xmas. ITS ALL ABOUT THE PRESENTS! they represent exactly how much, in numbers, your parents love you. its simple, just check the price of the gift you get and there is the price of the love from your parents. I just found a Video that represents what weird parents can give to their sons, thought i think it might be illegal. Check it out.

Third World Music.

2006-12-19T06:45:00.000-08:00

Ok, so i just want to show a bit of the music we are developing here in south america, it is a billions of dollars industry, these guys can have any girl they want.. the first one is called Delfin, from Ecuador, with his awesome tribute to the victims of 9/11.

Shocked? this is also from Ecuador these guys are being dressed by Giorgio Armani, they are right now on a World Tour, new year they will perform on Madison Square Garden, here you have them.. Conquistadores!

And last but not least.. Looks like borat but he isnt. Gabriel Benni, this italian guy who is in Chile now, and he is such a superstar, so big that he was kicked out of Europe once he became the spotlight of the celebrities. Ok, no more talking, Enchufa!

Church of the Subgenius!

2006-12-16T09:43:00.000-08:00

The Church Of The SubGenius is an order of Scoffers and Blasphemers, dedicated to Total Slack, delving into Mockery Science, Sadofuturistics, Megaphysics, Scatalography, Schizophreniatrics, Morealism, Sarcastrophy, Cynisacreligion, Apocolyptionomy, ESPectorationalism, Hypno-Pediatrics, Subliminalism, Satyriology, Disto-Utopianity, Sardonicology, Fascetiouism, Ridiculophagy, and Miscellatheistic Theology.

ARE YOU ABNORMAL? Then you are probably BETTER than most people!

The world is a turkey, and "Bob" gives you the carving knife.
Fear the stark fist of removal no longer!
Become Physsicaly-atractive overnight!
Attain Statutus luck prosperity by blowing them off!
When you join this "Order of the Knights of Wotan," you get a mastery of fighting skills... good health, an attractive personality, and a weird ability to influence others! To bend them!
You'll learn incantations that lead to mastery over fiscal planes!

CONTACT ALIENS BOTH BENEVOLENT AND EVIL!

About jokes and Cartman..

2006-12-15T10:47:00.000-08:00

A joke is a short story or series of words spoken or communicated, ideally with the intent of being laughed at or found humorous by the listener or reader. A practical joke differs in that the humor is not verbal, but mainly physical (e.g. throwing a custard pie in the direction of somebody's face). Some jokes are not funny.
Jokes are performed either in a staged situation, such as a comedy in front of an audience, or informally for the entertainment of participants and onlookers. The desired response is generally laughter, although loud groans are also a common response to some forms of jokes, such as puns and shaggy dog stories. Ok, so i wrote something about Cartman before, but this clip is totally sick. Check it out.

The Exploding Whale

2006-12-15T06:21:00.000-08:00

Exploding whales have been documented on two notable occasions, as well as several lesser-known ones. The most famous explosion occurred in the United States at Florence, Oregon, in 1970, when a dead sperm whale (originally reported as a gray whale) was blown up by the Oregon Highway Division in an attempt to dispose of its rotting carcass.

Thats the spirit!

2006-12-14T17:17:00.000-08:00

Adapting the built environment to make it more accessible to wheelchair users is one of the key campaigns of disability rights movements and the Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990 (ADA). The most important principle is Universal design - that all people regardless of disability are entitled to equal access to all parts of society like public transportation and buildings. A wheelchair user is less disabled in an environment without stairs. Then why dont we just keep on adapting? i think if you want to be on a BoyBand, nothing should stop you!

2006-12-13T12:35:00.000-08:00

Don't Copy That Floppy

2006-12-12T14:41:00.000-08:00

Copyright is a set of exclusive rights regulating the use of a particular expression of an idea or information. At its most general, it is literally "the right to copy" an original creation. In most cases, these rights are of limited duration. The symbol for copyright is © (Unicode U+00A9), and in some jurisdictions may alternatively be written as either (c) or (C).

Literally Cruel Joke..

2006-12-11T17:24:00.000-08:00

A hidden camera is a still or video camera used to film people without their knowledge. The camera is "hidden" because it is either not visible to the subject being filmed, or is disguised as another object. Hidden cameras have become popular for household surveillance, and can be built into common household objects such as smoke detectors, clock radios, motion detectors, ball caps, plants, and cellphones. Hidden cameras may also be used commercially or industrially as security cameras.

Too much? you judge.. i say.. no!

Pure Style

2006-12-08T16:57:00.000-08:00

This is a video i just found. Its called Screw The Plan. its cool. check it out

Future Bambi - Sad no More

2006-12-06T18:52:00.000-08:00

Like the majority of Walt Disney's feature-length animated narratives, Bambi embraces both joy and tragedy.
Bambi is a movie that alternates frequently between these two extremes, with the one typically being used to set up the other.
For instance, the joy of Bambi's first walk through the forest is interrupted by a frightening thunderstorm. His first visit to the meadow is joyful until it is interrupted by hunters who fire upon Bambi and his mother.

But, did she died? Check it out!

He Made It!!

2006-12-03T17:06:00.000-08:00

The fictional cartoon character Elmer J. Fudd, now one of the most famous Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies characters, also has one of the more convoluted and disputed origins in the Warner Brothers cartoon pantheon (second only to Bugs Bunny himself). His aim is to shoot Bugs, but he always ends up seriously injuring himself.
His stock line is: "Shhhhhhhh, be vewy vewy quiet; I'm hunting wabbits, ehehehehehehe." He does not say this in every single cartoon in which he does appear; for example, Daffy Duck appeared with him in "Quack Shot," but Bugs wasn't there.

Well, he finally made it! this is for all those years when we used to see that stupid rabbit escaping. Die Rabbit, Die!

Banned TV Commercials. Free Speech?

2006-12-03T16:36:00.000-08:00

A television commercial (often called an advert in the United Kingdom) is a form of advertising in which goods, services, organizations, ideas, etc. are promoted via the medium of television. Most commercials are produced by an outside advertising agency and airtime is purchased from a television channel or network.

The vast majority of television commercials today consist of brief advertising spots, ranging in length from a few seconds to several minutes (as well as program-length infomercials). Commercials of this sort have been used to sell every product imaginable over the years, from household products to goods and services, to political campaigns. The effect of television commercials upon the viewing public has been so successful and so pervasive that it is considered impossible for a politician to wage a successful election campaign, in the United States, without airing a good television commercial.

Ok, now lets take a look to a few commercials that didnt make it on tv.. wanna now why? check them out.

Scott Tenorman Must Die!

2006-11-30T16:00:00.000-08:00

Cartman believes he has attained puberty by the acquisition of pubic hair. However, he has in fact merely purchased the pubic hair from an older boy, named Scott Tenorman, and feels conned when he is told that one actually has to grow pubic hair, not buy it.
After Cartman's attempts to get back his $10 result in failure, costing him an additional $6.12 in the process, and then the money is destroyed, he plots his revenge. At first he attempts to get his friends on his side, but because Cartman is the only person who has been humiliated by Scott, none are interested. He decides to carry out his revenge alone.

Chilean Drunk Bum.

2006-11-30T02:39:00.000-08:00

The social problems arising from alcoholism can be significant. Being drunk or hung over during work hours can result in loss of employment, which can lead to financial problems including the loss of accommodation. Drinking at inappropriate times and behavior caused by reduced judgment can lead to legal consequences, such as criminal charges for drunk driving or public disorder, or civil penalties for tortious behavior. An alcoholic's behavior and prioritization while drunk can profoundly impact surrounding family and friends, possibly leading to marital conflict and divorce, or contributing to domestic violence. This can contribute to lasting damage to the emotional development of the alcoholic's children, even after they reach adulthood. The alcoholic could suffer from loss of respect from others who may see the problem as self-inflicted and easily avoided.

White and Nerdy

2006-11-27T18:28:00.000-08:00

"White & Nerdy" is the second single from "Weird Al" Yankovic's album Straight Outta Lynwood, which was released on September 26, 2006. It parodies the song "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire and Krayzie Bone. The song both laments and revels in nerdiness, as recited by the subject who can't "roll with the gangstas" because he is "just too white and nerdy", and includes constant references to stereotypically nerdy things, such as editing Wikipedia and playing Dungeons & Dragons.
Chamillionaire himself put "White and Nerdy" on his official MySpace page, and commented that he enjoys the parody. In an interview, he also stated he was pleasantly surprised by Weird Al's rapping abilities, praising them by saying "He's actually rapping pretty good on it, it's crazy [...] I didn't know he could rap like that."[1]
The single was leaked onto the Internet on August 27, 2006, almost one month before the record's release date. It is currently streaming on Chamillionaire's MySpace page [2] and Yankovic's own MySpace page.[3]
The song has become Yankovic's first career Top 10 hit on the Billboard Hot 100, its peak being at #9 and besting his previous #12 peak for 1984's "Eat It", as well as his first Top 40 single since 1992's "Smells Like Nirvana".[4] It debuted on the Hot Digital Songs chart at #10. It also has reached #2 at the U.S. iTunes Store, and peaked at #1 on VH1's top 20 video countdown.

Cant wait till the summer?

2006-11-25T11:52:00.000-08:00

As we all now.. summer is almost here, so let me explain what a swimming pool is:

Conceptually, swimming pools are pretty simple -- they're just big basins of water. But on a hot summer day, a swimming pool can seem like the greatest invention known to man. And as it turns out, there really is a lot of cool technology at work in your average pool -- much more than you might expect.

Now, this guy clearly doesnt know he is NOT on a swimming pool... check it out

Thanksgiving Special!

2006-11-22T19:27:00.000-08:00

How Much Longer Do We Have To Eat Turkey?

Cooked turkey is good for about 3 or 4 days, while gravy and stuffing only make it for 1 or 2 days. Frozen turkey will keep for 4 to 6 months. The less resilient gravy and stuffing are only good for about a month after freezing.

What Exactly is a Giblet?

Giblets are the edible internal parts of a fowl, including the gizzard, heart, liver, and neck. They are normally removed, placed into a plastic bag, and then reinserted into the turkey's vacant body cavity. A Southern tradition is to make gravy stock from it, while most people just give them to their dog or threaten their children with them.

What's a Gizzard?

The gizzard is a part of the turkey's stomach that helps it digest harsher items, like seeds.

What's the Point of Gobbling?

The gobble is a seasonal call that only males make. Female turkeys make a clicking noise. Males, or, toms, gobble when they hear loud noises and when they settle in for the night. One can hear a turkey gobbling up to a mile away on a quiet day.

Is There A Name for That Thing That Hangs Off a Turkey's Neck?

That fleshlike appendage is called the wattle. It can grow to great size, and is extremely elastic. Most breeders remove them at a young age.

Kid Gets owned by his Dad!

2006-11-21T14:09:00.000-08:00

Again the crazy japanese people..

2006-11-19T11:29:00.000-08:00

ten seconds and.. BUM!

Japanese "Nigga"

Oh my Me! Are you Religious?

2006-11-17T19:31:00.000-08:00

Christian views of Jesus (see Christology) center on the belief in Jesus as the Messiah or Christ promised in the Old Testament and in his resurrection after his crucifixion. Christians typically believe in Jesus as the Son of God sent to provide salvation and reconciliation with God by atoning for the sins of humanity. Trinitarian Christians (the majority) believe that Jesus is God incarnate, while Nontrinitarian Christians profess various other interpretations regarding his divinity. Other common Christian beliefs include his Virgin Birth, miracles, fulfillment of biblical prophecy, ascension into Heaven, and future Second Coming.

There has been a long tradition of featuring Jesus in paintings and sculpture over the last 2,000 years, ranging from ancient icons to medieval altarpieces to modern acrylics. Entire websites are devoted to such artwork. Icons of Jesus are prevalent in modern Mexico.[1] Jesus is likewise commonly featured in contemporary Mexican religious folk art.[2] A related tradition has been sustained in New Mexico in the United States. Examples include Luis Tapia's "Santa Verónica" (with the face of Christ on Veronica's famous cloth), made in 1980.[3] Eastern Orthodox Christianity has long featured many icons of Jesus.[4]A common theme in many of these icons has been the portrayal of Jesus as a child.[5] In modern times, the Holy Infant of Prague has become extremely popular among Catholics.[6]Many contemporary artists continue to emphasize the subject.

Bizarre Boy Bands

2006-11-16T11:40:00.000-08:00

A boyband (or boy band, American) is a type of pop group usually featuring three to six young male singers. The members are generally expected to perform as dancers as well, often executing highly choreographed sequences to their own music. Although there are no distinct traits of boy bands, one could label a band a "boy band" for following mainstream music trends, changing their appearances to adapt to new fashion trends, and performing elaborate shows.

Now.. Lets take a little look at the other side of the world now... overthere where there are upside down (literally), and also is everything. Please welcome, from Japan, Yatta and from somewhere in the Middle East, Tunk Tunk!

Your mum in the Sky? Worst nightmare ever!

2006-11-14T15:10:00.000-08:00

Maybe this isnt the right place.. but i have to put this awesome film somewhere..
what would you do if your mum dies and start telling everything about you from the sky?

Grand Theft Mario: When two worlds collide!

2006-11-13T15:56:00.000-08:00

Mario is depicted as a short, pudgy Italian plumber who lives in the Mushroom Kingdom, where he is regarded as a hero by many; he is best known for constantly thwarting the plans of the evil King Bowser to kidnap Princess Peach and subjugate the Mushroom Kingdom. He is well known for his plucky personality, enthusiasm and spirit in the face of enemies, and unexpected physical agility. He is also known for his cooperation with his brother Luigi and his close relationship with Princess Peach whom he has repeatly saved.

Now, lets insert Mario into the Gangsta world of Grad Theft Auto, and lets see what happens...

Spelling Bee Tragedy.. Dont laugh.

2006-11-11T17:08:00.000-08:00

A spelling bee is a competition where contestants, usually children, are asked to spell English words. The practice originated in the United States and has since spread to elsewhere in the English-speaking world. It is not, however, a very familiar concept in the UK, where, if the term is known at all, it is usually perceived to be peculiarly American. For example, in a review of the film Bee Season, UK's Channel 4 calls it an "American custom" and feels the need to explain what the term means. [1] In a review of Spellbound by Irish broadcaster RTÉ it is referred to as a "bizarre American phenomenon". [2]

Good Twin, Evil Twin.

2006-11-09T11:16:00.000-08:00

doppelgänger (pronunciation (help·info)) is the ghostly — in some cases, the physical — double of a living person. The word "doppelgänger" is a loanword from German, in which language it is written (as with any German noun) with an initial capital letter: Doppelgänger. The word derives from Doppel ("double") and Gänger ("goer").

Now... what happens when your twin is EVIL? check it by clicking on the picture!

Go jap, pee with style

2006-11-07T20:40:00.000-08:00

So i dont know about you guys, but I dont take a dump everywere.. its a ritual, that only japanese people seem to understand. check this video out and leave a comment.

Myspacebarisbroken.

2006-11-05T17:04:00.000-08:00

Oksoihaveaproblemhere.
Myspacebardoesntworks.
Itsucks.Imean,itsbeenawhile
sinceididntactuallywritesomething,
because,theotherpostsicreatedwheretaken
fromotherplaces.
Ididwritethebeginningbutnotitall.
Thingshavebeenkindaslowroundhere,
nothingnewhashappen.ImplayingRugbyagain,
thatsfunforweekends.
weekdayssuck.butidontknowifyoure
adoneofthefirstpostsimade,
whenispokeaboutCuricoas"aplacelikethe
"GroundhogDay"movie".
Nowitsamonthless,andillbegoing
moreoftentosantiago,
ihavealotofthingstodonow.
Illhavetotakethetrainthought,
becauselasttime,halloween,
igotaspeedingticket.
anywaysnow
Creamfieldsiscoming.Goodparty,
itsthethirdtime
theydoithereinsantiago.
2004wasawesome,itrained
sobadnobodycared.
Icatchedahugecoldbutittotallyworthit.
2005wasgoodtoo,
iwentwithmybrother,andwesawProdigy,
thatwascoolbecauseiremember,
beingakid,round1995,watchingthemon
MTVasthebiggestbadassesintheworld
.GoodTimes.Ifyougottothispointitmeans
youhaveareallygoodlecturecapacityso,
foryou,illgoon.actuallyidontknowwhatscoming..
everydayisadaylesstogotobrazil,
imgoingtoSatiangotheweekend,andthatsit.
Im about to end and i just realised it just got fixed!
Takecare,Carlos

"Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals crazy delicious."

2006-11-05T08:09:00.000-08:00

Lazy Sunday: Pop Culture.. just Click the Image

Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon.
Call Parnell just to see how he’s doin’.
Hello?What up, Parns?
Yo Samberg, what’s crackin’?
You thinking what I’m thinkin?
NARNIA.Man, it’s happenin’.

The Great Cornholio

2006-11-03T11:10:00.000-08:00

Cornholio apparently hails from Latin America, claiming his home to be Lake Titicaca (the word already providing amusement to Beavis. He states his mission in life is to find "TP" (toilet paper) for his "bunghole" (anus), as his "people" are "without bungholes". This apparent contradiction is typical of the nonsense he frequently spouts: at other times he claims he himself is a bunghole, he has no bunghole, he is a gringo (which is actually true, as he has blonde hair), or calls upon "the Almighty Bunghole" (either himself or his god). He has also expressed an interest in oleo, presumably because it rhymes with his name; he combines it with "bunghole" to create his most famous cry, "bungholeo-o-o-o-o!".

"I am the Great Cornholio! I come from Lake Titicaca! M-heh heh, yeah, Titicaca! Titty-kaka!"
"I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"
"I need TP for my bunghole...bunghole!
"Are you threatening me?"
"You will give me TP, bungholio!"
"I am Cornholio! I need TP for my Bunghole!"
"Are you threatening me? My bunghole will not wait!"
"You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!"
"The principal! He will give me TP!"
"Do you have any TP? TP for my bunghole?"
"I am a gringo!"
"Trick or Treat, sonofabitch!!"
"I want all your 'crappucino'!"
"The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!"
"Come out with your pants down!"
"I'd hate for my bungholio to get polio!"
"Español? Es-bunghole!"
"You are a bunghole! And so am I! There will be more bungholes after me!"
"The bunghole! It is nothing to be ashamed of!"
"You must bow down to the Almighty bunghole!"
"You can take me, but you cannot take my bunghole! For I am the Great Cornholio! M-heh heh heh. I have no bunghole!"
"You cannot escape the Almighty Bunghole!
"Aaah, rolio...rolios for my bunghole!"
"You cannot run from your own bunghole"
"I shall claim this land for my bunghole! Long live the Almighty bunghole!!"
"Hey! Would you like to seeeeee my bunghole?"
"My bunghole it goes rakakaka rakakatokotoko uuaaa!!! And then sometimes my bunghole goes raawakakakabuaa bhhhuuuaua ..."(goes on)
"My bunghole it goes bungo, jungo jungo jungo, rungo, ra-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa!!'"
"Where I come from, there is no TP! My people we have but one bunghole!"
"Where I come from, we have no Bunghole!"
(singing) "Rahoolioo-ooo-ooo... rahoolio... rahoolioo-ooo...bungholio...I have no bunghole...I have no bungholiooo-ooo-ooo...I am the Great Cornholio-ooo-ooo...the almighty Bunghole...the great almighty one-and-only-bungholiooo-ooo-ooo...I have no bunghole...I am Cornholiooo-ooo, in my bunghole..! (M-heh heh, yeah, that's pretty cool!)"
"I have no bunghole!"
(singing) "Would you like to see my bunghole? I will show you my bunghole...I have no bunghole!"
"Would you like... a spatula? For your bunghole?"
"Do not make my bunghole angry! Do you have any oleo?"
"Have you seen the Almighty Bunghole? Lead me to the Almighty Bunghole!"
" I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole, yeah. Hey! Would you like to see my Bunghole?"
"My bunghole has been without TP for many years"
"I need crappucino for my bunghole"
"Would you like to see my portfolio? I have a portfolio in my bunghole with my oleo!"
"I would hate for my bungholio to get polio."
"You must prepare a feast fit for the Almighty Bunghole!"
"Aqua for my bunghole, bunghole!
"You must feed the Almighty Bunghole!"
"Bunghole, Bungehole, Bunghole! The almighty Bunghole!"
"Ahhh...the principal, he will give me TP! I would hate for my bungholio to get polio."
"Is this Nicaragua?"
"My people have been without TP. No Man should be without TP"
"I am Cornholio! I am a gringo! I have no bunghole! Mmmmm-bungholio!"

Mr. T Treat your mother right

2006-10-20T17:38:00.000-07:00

Tribute to a Hero

2006-10-13T20:34:00.000-07:00

Ok, so im a huge fan of southpark. but who doesn't know Eric Cartman, the biggest spoiled kid in the world. A lot of people says im pretty much like cartman, in fact i ussualy use his quotes to express myself.

Cartman (usually only addressed by his last name or some pejorative term; only his "mother" Liane Cartman and adults such as Chef address him as Eric) is spoiled, foul-mouthed, ill-tempered, racist, insensitive, manipulative, sadistic, greedy – and considerably obese (thus giving rise to the pejorative names "fat ass" or "ass master" by which he is often referred). It can also be assumed he is a sociopath as he said to Guidance Counselor Mr. Mackey that he finds people dying funny. Generally speaking, he has exhibited at one time or another every negative trait that can be found in a human being, or expressed a desire to do so. Cartman, however, does not consider himself a bad person at all.

Some Cartman Trivia:

According to the South Park calendar, Eric Cartman's birthday is July 1st.
Cartman is the 2nd oldest of the four boys.
"Cartman" is the codename for Red Hat Linux version 6.1.
According to the episode "The Succubus", Cartman has the eyes of the 32nd Kenny.
Cartman has only one kidney. The other is inside of Kyle, because they are the only two in South Park who share the AB negative blood type. It was transplanted into Kyle against Cartman's will, and despite his efforts to prevent this by installing a "Kidney Blocker 2000", in the 4th season episode Cherokee Hair Tampons.
Cartman is the only one of the four main boys whose middle name has been revealed on the show. (Theodore)
Cartman was originally called Kenny in the prototype clip of South Park called "Jesus vs Frosty".
In the Japanese language dub of South Park, Cartman is voiced by LILIKO
Cartman's voice was featured in episode 65 of MTV Cribs and in the film Duplex
A photorealistic version of Cartman's appearance was produced as a police artist sketch for the episode Free Willzyx (see).
In an episode of the Powerpuff Girls, Blossom is thrown into a coat rack and appears in Cartman's attire. She then says "He tripped me, seriously."
Cartman seems to have difficulty telling the difference between the French and the English as he constantly calls Pip French when he is English and he calls the Mole English when he is actually French.
As seen on "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow" and "Cartoon Wars Part II" Cartman carries with him an unloaded gun.
In the episode "Wing", during the scene in which Token becomes a client of the "Super Awsome Talent Agency", you can see that the mouse of Cartman's computer is on the left side of the computer, implying that he is left handed. However, in the same episode, Cartman is seen handling his G36 assault rifle with his right hand on the grip and left hand on the hand guard, and thus may be ambidextrous.
In the episode "Tom's Rhinoplasty", he claims to have Dutch-Irish ancestry - "My grandma was Dutch-Irish and my grandpa was lesbian, that makes me quarter lesbian!"

And My Personal Favorite: Eric Cartman's quotes.

Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina!

Cartman: How 'bout we sing, 'Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch' in D Minor.

Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?
Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.
Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?

Cartman: Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian.

Cartman: Shut up Kyle! Shut your Goddamn' Jew mouth! You're the reason that there's war in the Middle East.

Cartman: I used to think disabled people were here for my amusement.

Cartman: I'm not fat! I'm festivally plump!

Cartman: I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!

Cartman: I don't hate black people. I hate hippies.

Cartman: French people piss me off.

Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Take Care, Carlos

About Planes and Me...

2006-10-09T17:20:00.000-07:00

Hey. I'm back. Today was a busy day.. but you are not gonna know about it. Unless you want to know. Do you? OK.. if you insist! Anyways.
I went to a Travel Agency to get tickets to go to Brazil on summer. Everything was working fine. I went to an ATM, dried out my bank account, took all the cash i could and, old-fasion style, finnaly got to the travel agency with my mind on my money and my money on my mind, my pockets, sorry. Suddenly, out of the blue, when the girl that works there was scaring me with this really expensive fares and taxes and airport charges and a bunch of stuff.. when my pockets were sweting, i saw my mum walking in the sidewalk. My chance to get my tickets for free. So i started yielding really loud, but she didnt hear me. She hates cellphones. I had no choice but get out of the store, grab her arm and drag her into the store. She was stucked inthere sitting with me now.
This is the point when you say to your parents: Remember when I was 15 and I asked you if i could go to Rio and you said "once you turn 21"? im 22 now so.. pay your debt.
Of course i didn't say that before, but she thought i did. So, at 11 am i was suffering to get a 2 am flight and at 11 20 am i was booking the perfect flight, getting to choose dates, time, i even chose the window. For free. Im happy now.

I have to admit i hate flying. If buses were faster, or boat services were more efficient, i think i wouldnt ever flight. Last time i did, it was awfull.
I was obligated to go to Arica to play in a Rugby seven-a-side tournament in the Beach. So Cocacola, our main sponsor, booked us in this crapy peruvian aeroline, Aerocontinente. The advantage was that we could confirm till the last minute. But, besides that, nothing good. We had our first game at 2 pm, so we were suposed to fly overthere at 5 am. at 4 30, at the airport, this guy from the kitchen tell us that aerocontinente wasnt flying because a wheel was broken. So lame excuse.
After that they started the show. The screen said: 10 am. then 12. then 1 pm. Later 4 pm. Finally, at 7 pm, no excuses, they put us on a crappy plane. we landed in La serena, Calama, Antofagasta, Iquique and, finally, Arica. In the flight, they gave us a little box with a sandwich on it. I ate mine and traded it with the old lady sitting next to me that was deeply sleeping. she asked later why her box was empty, i answered "this crappy airline". we got to arica at 4 am. 23 hours travelling for a 2000 km trip. But that wasnt over. Arica sucked. in the tournament we did awfull. It was 3 teams from argentina, 4 from peru, 2 from the north and us. We lost every single game. We werent used to play in SAND. anyways.
Not everything was bad. We were walking downtown and we saw this pet store. This rare fish in an aquarium. I asked to the owner and he answered: "HOW COME DONT YOU KNOW THAT IS AN STINGRAY! YOU IGNORANT BRATS!". Later that day i went again with glasses and hat. and asked again. Same answer. So i say: "No, thats not an stingray". The guy got so mad he actually inserted his hand in the aquarium to probe me he could get shocked. you figure what happened. I laught for like 45 minutes.

The last day, i bought a piece of cake and chocolate at the beach. it was good. 4 hours later, i was pucking my ass off in the toilet. i dehidrated and had to travel vomiting the entire flight. the flight attender, instead of asking how was i doing, was screaming me for the vomit in the sit.
Then i got to Santiago. Never flew again. Till jan 12. Lets see what happens. Bye Carlos.

My day?

2006-10-06T19:37:00.000-07:00

Hi. nobody read the last thing i wrote. they read the warnings. cool. i was thinking today.. (yes, i think sometimes) why people have this "blogs". i mean, when i was younger, girls had diaries.. i don't know what was in there but, it was supoused to be a secret, maybe that's why. this "blogs" aren't diaries. I don't write "dear blog, i met this girl today..." and all that girly stuff, but i've read the blog instructions and i'm supoused to write abot myself, my day. i think, to whome? who wants to read about me? I do. ok, everybody is invited, this isn't a secret like those old diaries.

Anyway, im just remembering when i met this girl.. i mean i didn't meet her..... I was on my way to the movies and i saw her.. she was beautifull. she was inside a bookstore, so i got in there. I thought, "maybe i can talk to her" "this can't be that hard" "She is way out of my ligue"... she was there, reading one of my favourites writers, nicanor parra.. i stand next to her for.. probably two or three minutes. I coudn't talk to her. she left the store and, i don't know why, but i followed her a couple of blocks. she probably was thinking that i wanted to rape her. i didn't by the way. She took her bike and left. maybe home, maybe to her boyfriend's house, i don't know. i went to the movies.. thinking what could have happened if i had spoken to her. then the movie begun and i forgot her. I am writing this because i am bored.. bye.

Ok, so the truth... Curiyork City

2006-10-05T21:10:00.000-07:00

You are back? awesome. In the video you will see how is my life.. and why i named my blog after that movie. its simple.

Here in Curico nothing happens. That song is pretty much like my alarm every morning. gof i hate it. i miss santiago so much, it sucks to be here.. in the last week the most exiting thing i went tru was watching my jeep drowning in the mud when i was in the hills. well, thats something i dont have backthere in the big city, i have a lot of fields to ride.. just ride.. my car and .. well, keep riding.
I met this guy today, he told me: "man, you owe me your life, as everybody in the world. i prayed the entire night to my god asking him to not attack the earth from heaven and look, here we are"
The only thing i got to say was "thanks man". Was he crazy? maybe. but i owe him one.

A lot of weird people downhere.. sometime ill go and tell them stories. So fun that somebody has to know them.

but at the end, is the same every morning: "Then put your little hand in mine, there aint no hill or mountain we cant climb.. Babe.. ive got you babe..." and its all over again and again..

Take Care. Carlos

W.M.D.

2006-10-05T20:23:00.000-07:00

A lot of people is wondering why im hiding in the south. well not a lot. ok, lest start over. A few guys are wondering why im here in the cold south. Is not an exiting city, we have no cool clubs, no mcdonalds, no lot of stuff. well. i think its time to tell the truth, and here it goes, but dont go telling. it a secret. a cool secret.
Do you know this guy, Saddam? he is a good friend of mine, came over for dinner a couple of months ago before going to Disneyland, as he said. I asked him for a souvenir, but he still hasnt come back. anyways, Saddam and i are developing Weapons of Mass Destruction, right here in the south.. cool ah? how awesome is that. If you know me, then you know a guy who develops WMD with uncle saddam. We have this plan to take over the world. Its really simple, we create an alternative world and encourage everybody to go over. How? ok this is the interesting part. We give you a free T-shirt if you go there. Ok, i know its a copy... Pinky and the brain did it. Well, it was the only time they actually conquered the world. Why not to copy it. Ok, right now you are thinking... is carlos on drugs? the answer is no. im just bored. i just got to find out that this "blogs" are everywere so i wanted to make one. now.. its better start it off with an exiting story instead of he true... that eventually ill write. You should have read and obey the first post i made. You are not welcome here. But if you insist.. c ya, Carlos

Not Welcome

2006-10-05T20:02:00.001-07:00

hi. i don't know what is worst, my computer skills or my english, so this is a really weird experience. is the first time i write about myself. i hope only a few people read this, so.. better nobody, get out of here, ok? just push the Back button now. is right up there, on the left side... ok, if you didn't do it you are gonna have to read this booooring blog. ok? i am warning you! you have 10 seconds. 9. 8. 7... ok, if you are reading this part means that you don't have anything else to do but to read my life. i wont write about myself today, so you've wasted like... 2 minutes of your life? meanwhile you are reading this i am doing exiting stuffs, like a nap or something. go and do something too! jaja. try next year. sorry. bye. Carlos